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About Digital Art / Hobbyist The Mellifluous Mister MaullarMale/United States Group :icontouhou-kourindou: touhou-kourindou
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Not selling, just going to see friends. So yeah, I'll be in San Jose from Friday, May 22, through Monday, May 25! Poke me on Twitter and maybe I'll say hi to you there. Or maybe I won't. It all depends on how I'm feeling and whether you're cute.
  • Listening to: Fall Out Boy - Rat a Tat
  • Reading: So Sad to Fall In Battle: An Account of War
  • Watching: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Stardust Crusaders
  • Drinking: turmeric dissolved in water

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The Mellifluous Mister Maullar
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
Draw my OC Maullar (uh huh uh huh)
Draw my OC Maullar (uh huh uh huh)
Draw my OC Maullar (uh huh uh huh)
And Anitwitter says I’m pretty fly
For a hentai
Ichi, ni, san, paka paka paka pan

You know it’s kind of hard
To draw a pretty girl
He can’t hold a pencil,
But he’ll give it a whirl
He may not draw so well,
His style may be fake,
But the talent that he lacks
Well, he makes up in cheesecake

So masturbate, a player straight
You know he always draws the same thing anyway
He’s gonna draw her gagged, Danbooru tagged
BDSM, BDSM
So if you lack heart, just draw Kancolle art
At least you’ll know you can always sell prints at Wal-Mart
The world needs more hentai
So Taigei, draw her in bondage

He needs to draw some yuri, not just any will suffice
But Homu's hard to draw so he drew Madoka twice
Now cruising on Danbooru, he sees pics of a cute lass
And when he's done with LLSIF he'll draw her slutty ass

So please retweet, this stupid NEET
You know he always draws the same thing anyway
Yeah he'll draw her bound, lying on the ground
It's so moe, it's so moe
So if you lack heart, just draw Kancolle art
At least you'll know you can always sell prints at Wal-Mart
The world loves bondage porn
So hey hey, draw that brand new thing

Now he's drawing Shimamu
And he's making a pun,
He took a Love Live song and he stuck in the word 'cum'
Friends say his pics are too lewd
And they're not moe
But in his own mind, he's the
The next Aoki Ume

Draw my OC Maullar (uh huh uh huh)
Draw my OC Maullar (uh huh uh huh)
Draw my OC Maullar (uh huh uh huh)
Ichi, ni, san, paka paka paka pan

So masturbate, a player straight
You know he always draws the same thing anyway
He’s gonna draw her gagged, Danbooru tagged
BDSM, BDSM
So if you lack heart, just draw Kancolle art
At least you’ll know you can always sell prints at Wal-Mart
The world needs more hentai
Yeah, the world needs more hentai
Let’s draw some more hentai
So Taigei, draw her in bondage

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:iconhorngeek:
horngeek Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016
I'm curious- have you ever considered taking commissions?
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:icontahrgath:
tahrgath Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
i would like to marry your girls :3
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:iconzerocurewdracolich:
zerocurewdracolich Featured By Owner May 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Late happy birthday.
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:iconhhallart:
Hhallart Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Happy birthday!
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:iconsup182:
SUP182 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2016
Happy birthday, man!:)
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:icontehwatcher:
tehwatcher Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2016
Happy birthday
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:iconshaded-seraphim:
Shaded-Seraphim Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday! :cake:
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:iconimperialdraco:
imperialdraco Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday !!!!!!
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:iconflamekamiya:
FlameKamiya Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2016
happy b day
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:icondrowmerc:
drowmerc Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2016
Happy Birthday, have a kinky one
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