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too cute!
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Give a man some fire and he'll be warm for the day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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"And you, Catwoman are an even bigger fool than even I thought you were." -Batgirl
*to her minions* "Gag her, heroines are to be seen, not heard." -Catwoman
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Lead us not into temptation... Just point us in the general direction and we'll find it ourselves.
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同胞!用中文日文入侵DA吧!用東方霸佔DA吧!!
Brothers! Let's invade DA with Chinese and Japanese! Let's conquer DA with Touhou!!
Congrats on Berkeley Grad~
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